Why we should avoid Visiting Five Star Hotel

Waiter : What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda,
Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?

Customer : tea please

Waiter : Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea,
Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?

Customer : Ceylon tea

Waiter : How would you like it ? black or white ?

Customer : white

Waiter : Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?

Customer: With milk

Waiter : Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk?

Customer : With cow milk please.

Waiter : Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?

Customer : Um, I think I rather take it black.

Waiter : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

Customer : With sugar

Waiter : Beet sugar or cane sugar ?

Customer : Cane sugar

Waiter : White , brown or yellow sugar ?

Customer : Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead.

Waiter: Mineral water or distilled water ? “

Customer : Mineral water

Waiter : Flavored or non-flavored ?

Customer : I’ll rather die of thirst 

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2 Responses to “Why we should avoid Visiting Five Star Hotel”

  1. dinesh April 13, 2010 at 8:45 am #

    Coooooooooooooooolll !!!

  2. Sheikh April 17, 2010 at 4:00 am #

    He he …. What a food & drink life..

    its cool 🙂

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