Enjoy The Fun!!!

*Just enjoy the fun, ignore the word Sardar.

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“**A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open an S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He

had gone to DELHI **for filling up.

U know y? FORM say** ” FILL UP IN CAPITAL “.

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* *A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?

. . . .. . . . . . . .** He opened a Saloon (BARBER SHOP) in Punjab!.

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*A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after Every 10 sec awomen

**gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her**!.

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Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will

get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin**. Again had twins & named

Peter & Repeater**. again twins & named** Max & Climax. **Again d same.

disgusted Sardar named them TIRED&RETIRED!

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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body’s** face in a funeral function,

suddenly all relatives beat him why? He said** “SMILE PLEASE”

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*Teacher: “I killed a person”** convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is** “u will go to jail”.

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*Srdr gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch

regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr** :”I’ve been promoted as

branch manager.”

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**Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth…………….. WHY?

because his doctor advised him “Todays dinner should be light”_-=

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what

to be filled in column “Salary Expected” After much thought he wrote :** Yes!

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*SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF – I

SARDAR,SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY** ….

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**One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U knw Why?

**Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

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**Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It”s already

raining. Sardar:** So what take an umbrella and go. —————————————————————————————————————————

*Santa! Your daughter has died! Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor

At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter! At 25flr:I’m unmarried!

At 10flr:I’m Banta not santa

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**ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM,DARLING ON

OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING? HE SAID YA SURE WHATS

YOUR PHONE NUMBER

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*A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing. A bystander: why

are u laughing? Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still** hutch network is

following me.

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*Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr after

deducting tax. Angry Sardar: “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!

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**A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket

match.All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote** “DUE TO RAIN,

NO MATCH!”

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*Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:-** why

did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….*

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*What does a sardar do after taking a xerox? **He will compare it with the

original for any spelling mistakes.

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*Sardar proposed a Girl……Girl said ‘I’m 1yr elder to you’………..Sardar said

‘Oye No Problem Soniye,**I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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**WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY? ****

THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

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**Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says… Drink quickly…… Wife

asks why… sardar says** hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10

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*A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How’ll U

divide, U”VE 3 children? Sardar replied:** Ok! We”ll apply NEXT YEAR

Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly in his

sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was driving..

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* *Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you

call modern art ? Art dealer:** I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

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* *Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing

so slowly? Sardar:** “I’m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

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* *Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local

sardars have so far found** 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

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*A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in

the morning. Sardarji replied** ”Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM”.

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*Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n

dies. Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. It is** ‘U R

STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!”

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**Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife

asked what you are doing ? He said-im seeing how i look while sleeping. *

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One Response to “Enjoy The Fun!!!”

  1. T RAMKUMARAN January 1, 2010 at 6:07 am #

    Please post lot of Sardar job.

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